my little brother sends me the best care packages. every so often, i'll get some bizzare looking package in the mail and it's filled with the oddest stuff. for example, today, i received a package with a star wars puzzle, these kickass chop sticks (!!), an old school plastic paratrooper toy, some stickers of big rigs, a magnet of the united states, and a card from my big sis that reads "i love you like a fat kid loves cake".
god damn you guys. to say thanks, after work i'm headed straight for my neighborhood sushi restaurant where i will show off my new lightsaber chopsticks, then i'll buy some explodey things from the chinese market, which of course i'll strap to the paratrooper, light 'em and drop him off the roof... good, clean midwestern fun.
i miss you guys like crazy.
*snigger* fat kids...
boy, that 'splodey idea sure sounds great!
i partook in some o' that this weekend @ a bachelor party. white gas + bottle + bonfire + bb rifle...you do the math.
love you, kaka
Posted by: seanhead | 04/17/2010 at 08:06 PM
Oh my goodness, I want the chopsticks!!!!!!!!
Posted by: fumiakiy | 04/17/2010 at 07:21 PM
One of a bazillion reasons why I love your brother so much! I think "Bitchin" only barely begins to cover how awesome this is. And not to put a damper on all of this, but midwestern can't claim explodey things on paratroopers. Just keeping it rural.
Posted by: AlcoholOracle | 04/17/2010 at 12:23 PM