this weekend i saw the High on Fire, Converge, Mastodon and Dethklok show in San Jose.
despite making a bunch of cute skater boys frisk me in the parking lot to see if they could locate the flask, my attempt to sneak in some jameson was unsuccessful. not only was i left with no jameson but i was forced to drink a single ELEVEN DOLLAR buttwiper (my favorite beer of all time but holy crap that's expensive). that was, like, sooooo lame. so my buddy snuck back out to the car midway through the first band and refilled the flask.
here's my advice to any of you that go to San Jose for a show. the security is nice (meaning, they gave me that awesome jameson flask back after dumping out the sweet sweet whiskey inside), but more thorough than most. if you wanna hide a flask, don't stuff it down the front of your pants. instead... hide it in your shoe and as you limp toward the door you can fake a knee injury. works like a charm.
enjoy my favorite tune from mastodon... named after the most bad-ass shark of all time.
06 Megalodon
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