The Minneapolis Star-Tribune published a letter from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti's persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles.
God damn, I love Minnesotans. (pun intended). Follow that link to read this awesome letter. This is exactly how we should always respond to the crap Pat Robertson says. I'm gonna high-five Lily Coyle next time I go back to visit the family in Minneapolis.